" nothing doing "

 [ "Nothing Doing" ]

1: When you never want to have anything to do with an individual for the rest of your life. Absolutely nothing.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey you gave him another chance at friendship and he got you for a third time. Wow you're a real fool. I think now its time to rid him and stick to the nothing doing card. May God bless your soul... because it needs it. 

 [ "nothing to do" ]

1: when you're bored

  * e.g.,  ... I have nothing to do. 

 [ "Doing Nothing" ]

1: The act of what the name implies - doing absolute shit for no good reason at all other than to make yourself eventually feel fat, uneducated and unhealthy.

  * e.g.,  ... Sam's Friend: "Hey Sam, did you study for Geography last night?" 

 [ "Doing Nothing" ]

2: Despite this outcome, doing nothing can be the most productive form of what shouldn't be entertaining. Many men enjoy participating in the act of doing nothing, and the act of doing nothing in the best way can possibly be seen through this quote: "“…What I like doing best is Nothing.” “How do you do Nothing?” asked Pooh after he had wondered for a long time. “Well, it’s when people call out at you just as you’re going off to do it, ‘What are you going to do, Christopher Robin?’ and you say,”Oh, Nothing,” and then you go and do it.” “It means just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.” “Oh!” said Pooh." — A.A. Milne (Winnie-the-Pooh). Christopher Milne assumably went and wanked non-stop after this, as he was initially talking to Pooh about doing nothing. Wanking, or masturbation is prevalent within the men's form of doing nothing, and can often lead to soreness of the testicles or penis.

  * e.g.,  ... Sam: "Nah... I just spent the entire day doing nothing." 

 [ "doing nothing" ]

1: Vigorous masturbation

  * e.g.,  ... Matt: So Greg, what are you doing today? 

 [ "Doing nothing" ]

1: When you're not doing anything, but that's your plan. (You don't want to and are not going to do anything, because you don't want to.)

  * e.g.,  ... 1: What're you doing this weekend? 

 [ "Do-Nothing Fatigue" ]

1: The fatigue that comes from getting up late and sitting around and doing nothing.

  * e.g.,  ... Jimmy: I just sat around and watched TV all day, and now I have a headache. 

 [ "The goggles! They do nothing!" ]

1: A phrase to express disgust over something you see.

  * e.g.,  ... "Look! It's a picture of my new girlfriend." 

 [ "The goggles! They do nothing!" ]

2: Originated from a Simpsons episode and turned into a fad on www.gamefaqs.com (particularly LUE).

  * e.g.,  ... "My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!" 

 [ "do nothing bitch" ]

1: A woman with no goals or ambitions in her life. Typically found under the arms of rich and powerful men. Coined by mixed martial artist Ronda Rousey.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Yo, check out that DNB, all she did was fuck that rich dude, now she's set for life. 

 [ "Mr Do-Nothing" ]

1:  Some one who does nothing. Duh.

  * e.g.,  ... Mom "Hey Mr Do-Nothing are you going to do anything today" 

 [ "Mr Do-Nothing" ]

2:  What my mom calls me when lay on the couch all day. Although, I prefer Dr Doolittle or Nowhere Man

  * e.g.,  ... Me "Hey, thats Dr Doolittle to you." 

 [ "the goggles do nothing" ]

1: a mini-meme originating from The Simpsons, the McBain character is warned to wear goggles to protect him from the acid, however later, he gets trapped in a flood of acid while yelling "MY EYES! THE GOGGLES TO NOTHING". It is often misread/pronounced as "the goggles, they do nothing". Although the latter may be lulzier, the former is the correct origin of the meme.

  * e.g.,  ... McBain: MY EYES!! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!